Teacher: Please introduce yourself to the class.
Me: *Lana Del Rey’s ‘Ride’ intro begins playing*
laugh-your-butt-off: i was bored so i put this on and sat on my kitchen floor in the dark waiting for my mom to get home and when she saw me she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops
circletines: IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT
qenitals: shopping carts in random places make me sad there is nothing for you there friend