May 2013
April 2013
March 2013
Teacher: Please introduce yourself to the class.
Me: *Lana Del Rey’s ‘Ride’ intro begins playing*
February 2013
January 2013
December 2012
November 2012
laugh-your-butt-off:
i was bored so i put this on and sat on my kitchen floor in the dark waiting for my mom to get home and when she saw me she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops
October 2012
circletines:
IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT
qenitals:
shopping carts in random places make me sad
there is nothing for you there friend
September 2012